And on this side of the rainbow...

Mike Sweeney recently won the Hutch Award, but no one seems to have noticed. It's as if...



Oh, right. (Thanks to the New York Post for the reminder.)

Let the lampooning commence. Meanwhile, I'm going to go read a book.

I'm high up on the line, you can get behind me,
But my head's so big you can't sit behind me.
Life of a Don, lights keep glowin',
Comin' in the club wit that fresh shit on, with something crazy on my arm.
Ha ha ha hum. Here's another hit, Barry Bonds.