About the bears: no, seriously:
Buehrle, [Jim] Thome, Jermaine Dye and A.J. Pierzynski took a bear-hunting trip following Saturday's victory, an excursion set up by Twins broadcaster Dan Gladden on the property of a friend. Buehrle made the only kill of the day, using a bow, but it turned into a memorable moment with Thome right beside him.
Not that we have anything against the red-blooded sport of big game hunting, but... whatever did bears do to you, A.J.?
Have we mentioned how much we dislike the White Sox?