Congratulations to the Philadelphia Phillies, 2008 World Series champions

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Now let the bad headlines flow like champagne:

ESPN: Phinally!
SI: Philly's Drought Ends
Yahoo: Phinally Phillies (this is the sound of me groaning...)
Fox News: Wonderphil!
MLB.com: Phil up your shopping cart with WS champs gear and OctoberPhest: Philly completes historic clincher! (I swear I didn't make those up.)
NBC: A Phillies Finish Worth Waiting For! (This is me shocked -- shocked! -- to see, not one, but two F's in a headline.)

And fphinally...

AP: A long time coming: Phillies win the World Series

And this time they didn't even have to beat the Royals.

A win well deserved.

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