POSTSCRIPT: And a post-game column worth reading, from Phil Sheridan of the Philadelphia Inquirer:
There was a police officer standing along the warning track near the Phillies' dugout. Fans were throwing him things - towels, paper, whatever - and he was scooping up just a bit of the dirt and throwing the souvenirs back. It was one of the most beautiful things you could see.
When I came to the clause "fans were throwing him things," my mind automatically read that as "fans were throwing things at him." Nice to see Philly's happy side for once.