Octavio Dotel, talking about his marriage to the Kansas City Royals in Jeffrey Flanagan's column in the KC Star. So Dotel and the Royals are like two wonderfully NOT bitter middle-aged adults NOT desperate to find someone who will ensure they (NOT?) don't NOT die alone. Just one question, as our being in Kansas (or Missouri) eliminates a certain contingency: Who's the divorcee here and who's the man?
(The link Flanagan should have included in his story is here.)
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