But whatever Leitch's self-serving biases, he gets a lot of leeway, if only because he's sharp enough to note that Kansas City Royals fans "consider baseball a link to youth rather than something entirely relevant to life today," and "masturbate to a picture of Bill James." It's funny because it's true.
Oh you're going to get it, Mr. Deadspin Guy. I'm holding onto this for when your Cardinals come to town.
Also, you, Noel Murray, whoever you are... prepare to part with everything you hold dear.
POSTSCRIPT: Two more links: ESPN decides to write about Alex Gordon again (the magazine did a photo-feature with him last April), and this, via a Royals Review commenter, is quite amusing.