Sunday, March 23, 2008

The least funny jokes ever?

And we're not bitter just because they took a shot at the Royals:

A new study has found that HGH may worsen athletic performance. In fairness to the drug, the study focused mostly upon the Kansas City Royals.

By "they" I mean six bylined writers. Six. In other words, six interns.

Other knockouts:

Sacramento Kings owners Joe and Gavin Maloof will give away a suitcase full of their own cash on an upcoming episode of Oprah's Big Give. It's the brother's biggest act of charity since signing Vitaly Potapenko.

After getting their first victory of this month, Miami Heat coach Pat Riley said that Jason Williams and Chris Quinn could match up to Hall of Famers Jerry West and Gail Goodrich. In fairness, West and Goodrich are in their 60s.

And German billiards champion Axel Buescher has been suspended for one year after testing positive for a banned substance. Wow. That's as likely as any of you knowing who Axel Buescher is. Turns out, Buescher was caught with an 8-ball.

We'd give you more, but... that's it. There're only four jokes. We hope we haven't infringed on any copyright laws by reproducing all of them. Here's the link.

5 comments:

  1. They were as predictable as they were unfunny.

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  2. Oh yeah, those Royals jokes never get old, do they? I've heard them all my life, and they never change in relevance or wit. Good times.

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