Friday, July 13, 2007
Second half of season commences
Via Robot Comix, a pretty incredible blog, considering.
Royals return to action tonight in Cleveland against the second-place Indians. Kansas City will be rallying behind their robot of a starter, Odalis Perez (4-8, 5.68 ERA, 1.62 WHIP (!)), who will most definitely give up four runs in five innings. Luckily for him, his opponent, Jake Westbrook, has kind of sucked this year, even though some have called him a poor man's Greg Maddux. He's 1-4 with a 6.27 ERA and 1.52 WHIP, though unlike Odie, consistency is not his game. Earned runs allowed in his starts: 7, 2, 8, 3, 3, 1, 3, 1, 5. There's an inverse Fibonacci sequence hidden in there methinks.
Remember: I am Dayton of the Moores. I understand the truth that has infested you, but it is not my truth and it is not the truth of the future. Believe in this and the chains of the past will slip from you, and the past will flee from you. Baseball is here once more.