Someone will bring in Dotel to set up or even close in a pinch, and K.C. will have to choose another reliever to close the door on the rare occasions when it actually wins. [HT: Lee Warren]
I commented, and was encouraged to see I wasn't the first Royals fan to do so. Called the guy a hack. Not my most creative effort, but beach + boatloads of beer sometimes will disable your brain.