Scott Elarton says he's ready and "actually kind of excited that I am pitching against the Yankees." That's good to know, because I'm practicing Lamaze breathing in anticipation of tonight's game.
Hoping to avoid this fate.
Elarton will be opposed by Chien-Ming Wang, the pride of Taiwan.
POSTSCRIPT: Read this SI.com article by John Donovan (via Royal Reflections). C'mon, Brian Sabean disciple Ned Colletti: give up Chin-lung Hu. Your former boss and all his friends would be proud.